To: HSH Binyamin Netanayhu

Most esteemed Sir:

Please allow your humble servant to speak.

In your humility, I fear that you do not aggrandize yourself sufficiently in the eyes of the philistine goyim.

An autocrat of your inimical stature does not need to keep up the pretense of democracy and cultural norms. Those constraints are for mere mortals. You are greater than that and there is no need for you to suffer the sentimentality of lesser orders of beings.

If I may presume to advise, your majesty: It is time that you spoke freely to the world and declared in no uncertain terms that you are jettisoning any and every hobbling pretense of democracy and are establishing yourself as Emperor Absolute.

Tell them that you'll bribe members of Congress to commit treason for you if you damn please! Better yet, just tell those underlings what to do - without the need for remuneration. They should be grateful that you deign to allow them to serve you!

As for your policy within the confines of the State of Israel: What right does the UN have to try to restrict you?! Your individual wisdom, judgement and fiat are orders of magnitude greater than their combined civilizations. You have every right to conduct yourself in whatever manner you damn please, untrammeled and unbridled by norms that lower orders of men are subjected to!